a hunned muhfukas cant tell me nutin

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

muslimmilf:

me in gym class

muslimmilf:

me in gym class

co-deine:

alyssa-chu:

LMAO

😭

co-deine:

alyssa-chu:

LMAO

😭

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

image

j6:

*steps into 2005*

j6:

*steps into 2005*

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

peterberkman:

babylonian:

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen online

top secret