*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
"we’d like to get your blessing"
me in gym class
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
*steps into 2005*
I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.
Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).
if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration
You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive
Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.